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Top ten most likely items in Jen's bag
- 10. Bobbie Brown "Brownie" lipstick
- 9. Another tube of Bobbie Brown "Brownie" lipstick. This one is nearly gone and needs to be thrown away.
- 8. Small container of hand sanitizer bought at the Dollar Store because it seemed sensible. RARELY USED.
- 7. Measuring tape/calculator/stickie pad holder gadget. Bought at Target to give as gift and was never given. Would be very handy if I ever remembered it was in there.
- 6. At least 8 pens, or NO pens.
- 5. Cake Mate Frosting. Not for emergency cupcake decorating. For diabetic son. Hopefully never used.
- 4. Safeway receipts which seem to multiply exponentially
- 3. Cell phone, in outside pocket of Mother Clucker, unless left in outside pocket of ANOTHER Mother Clucker.
- 2. Wallet. RARELY has cash in it.
- 1. Random change which never seems to include quarters when I have actually found a parking spot thus making it necessary to park in the garage for way more than 75 cents! Which in turn necessitates the finding of an ATM. **See #2
